Werewolfs Guide to Life

A Manual for the Newly Bitten

Ritch Duncan, Bob Powers

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Broadway Books
15 March 2010

Horror & ghost stories; Folklore, myths & legends; Humour; Horror Reference

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"A totally (un)deadpan satirical guide to life as a werewolf in the tradition of the wildly popular The Zombie Survival Guide and How to Survive a Robot Uprising.

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, ""yes"" to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.

Survival is an option, but first, know this-
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it."

By: Ritch Duncan, Bob Powers
Imprint: Broadway Books
Country of Publication: United States
Dimensions: Height: 203mm, Width: 133mm, Spine: 18mm
Weight: 234g
ISBN: 9780767931939
ISBN 10: 0767931939
Pages: 236
Publication Date: 15 March 2010
Audience: General/trade , ELT Advanced
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active